Sometimes when I'm chewing on raccoon I think about things.
I wonder why birds fly and I can't.
I have tried chasing turkey vultures but they fly higher than my leash.
I wonder why my people flounder in the pool when all they need is the top step to get their belly's wet.
I wonder if I COULD fly what I would eat up there.
Wait did you hear that?
I wonder when I'm done eating raccoon if I went over the fence I might find the UPS man.
Perfect! I love it! You can just see those mind wheels ah turnin...excellent translation! Ha! ;-)
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